SCALPED OR PURE PAIN? | Would You Rather #10
[High-Five] Top in the mornin' to ya laddies, My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome back to “Would you Rather?” Haven't done one of these in ages, and it's
good to have these every now and then to pose life questions Life dilemmas Every now and then and the first one is horrible because it's Would You Rather..
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Be sick for the rest of your life or kill two puppies OHH, WHY *chuckle* Oh god, so Killing two puppies- absolutely AWFUL Why would anyone EVER want to do that I would absolutely despise doing that Being sick for the rest of my life How sick? Are we talkin' like a cold? Because I could probably deal with that.
because I do not want to kill two puppies.
But if you're talking malaria level stuff, or.
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like, I don't know.
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like polio or somethin'.
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Like how sick are we talkin'? I don't know.
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I might have to kill the two puppies.
as much as I hate saying that, because any sort of any sort of harm towards any sort of creature kills me Becuh even when I have to kill.
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like bugs or anything I'm like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .
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except spiders 'cause fuck those, they can die in a fire.
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But I .
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God, no.
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I love puppies so much but bein' sick for the rest of my life.
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would hinder me so much that I wouldn't be able to get anything done.
Yeh.
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See, the people agree with me! I'm sorry puppies.
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Ohhuh Can they be sick puppies or somethin' that were gonna die soon anyway? WHY did it have to be two puppies.
*chucklish thing* Well I guess it's better than sayin' two kids cause, Then the internet would be in an uproar over me.
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Stare at the sun for 5 seconds after being in a dark room for 5 hours or have one eye replaced with a glass eye for the rest of your life.
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Ohhhhhh.
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Stare at the sun for five seconds so that's one.
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and then go back down.
Is that.
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irreparable damage? How long could you stare at the sun.
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I mean you're not supposed to stare at the sun.
for ANY length of time.
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but there must be a certain length of time that you can stare at the sun where it's not goin' to aversely affect your eyes completely.
But bein' in a dark room for five hours n then you wouldn't be ABLE to look at the sun for five seconds afterwards.
I call bullshit on that.
You come out of a dark room When I come out of the Vive, sometimes, an' look at these lights, I can't even like keep my eyes open so you'd be staring at the sun like this *SQUINT* You didn't say I had to stare at it with my eyes wide open HAHA! I fooled you! I fooled you all! *HAHAHA* In an unlucky survival situation, would you rather: Go swimming with sharks or go swimming with alligators? Oooooh see this is where somebody who knows more about the creatures would able to tell me stuff.
'Cause is it easier to escape.
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It's probably easier to escape an alligator in the water than it is a shark.
Because sharks (PAUSE) ARE (PAUSE) absolute monsters in the water.
They're I know alligators are as well.
Alligators are pretty damn fast in the water and on the land, they'll surprise you.
But sharks are evolutionarily perfect for the water.
They just, they're absolute muscle mass and biting power.
And they would suck so I might have to go with alligators Just 'cus I don't know I don't know mansee, oh God I messed up the screen Sharks might leave you alone more though.
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I have no idea Alligators it seems like they'd- they'd be more incline to go after- -Your.
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Your body in the water Sharks might just be like 'eh' fuck it I'm not swimming all the way over there.
Ahhh But I might pick alligators People picked sharks?! Punching a shark in the nose can make it go away Punching an alligator in the nose is just gonna make it Angry hahahahahaa (maniacal laugh) That's probably true I don't know I thought alligators might have been the right choice *essss* Who knows?! Neither of those are the right choice, that's the point If these were the only two religions Would you rather be Buddhist or be Jewish I know absolutely nothing About either I know that Jewish is Hanukkah Buddhism.
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What do Buddhists actually believe in? I thought Buddhists just like believed in peace and serenity.
I mean most religions do, but, do they actually have a deity? I mean I know they have Buddha but is he supposed to be some, like, all-knowing being for like Heaven and stuff? I have no idea.
“Be Jewish or Be Buddhist?”Godammit, MOUSE, stop! It's a new mouse, and the scroll wheel doesn't actually do the clickies like brrrr, brrr, brrr it just – you can spin it and it just spins indefinitely.
So it's kinda annoying.
Um — Buddhist or Jewish, Buddhist or Jewish, Buddhist or Jewish? Umm Who cares? Neither of these are gonna be good, so, uhh blah! I'm more on the Jewish side, let's pick Jewish.
[chuckle] “Really? Judaism was the first monotheistic religion and is still around.
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” I dunno.
Religion questions are a big kettle of bad bastards every now and then.
You can do something that can piss off people a lot.
I've nothing against if you're Jewish, Buddhist, dragon (RAWR), dog(WOOF) uhh — table(screech?), chair(MEOW), no matter what you are, no matter what you believe in, I still love you.
*kiss* MWAH! Uhhm “Be barefoot for the rest of your life” or “wear crocks for the rest of your life”? Ok, I do- I do love being bare foot, I do walk around my house bare foot a lot of the time I.
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but going outside barefoot, not a good idea.
It might be fun, but you're gonna get hurt.
And Crocs are NOT that bad.
WHY would — [sigh] Why would ANYBODY choose to be barefoot for the rest of your life over Crocs? I know it's funny to say that you hate Crocs — hah hah! It's like a meme by now.
But Crocs are f***ing comfortable.
Don't care what you say.
“Would you rather Have the first dibs every time –Always have the last laugh?” What're — what're — what are we talking about? Dibs! There's — you walk in and there's a pizza, and everyone's like “I want some!” But you have dibs on it for the first.
ALL the time.
You see a nice-looking person over there and you wanna go talk to them? You've dibs on them.
You've just dibs on humans.
You've dibs on babies.
[chuckle] You walk into a — a nursing home, you've dibs on whatever old person you want.
[chuckle] But having the last laugh? Cool, you're the “I told you so” person.
Which means that you're an asshole.
And nobody likes you.
“If you could choose to be any age forever, what would you be?” 21! Why would you — it's fun to be 10.
I'm 10 in here *points at head* But it's cool to be 21 for the rest of your life.
Forever, actually, not just for the rest of your life — FOREVER I could be 21.
That means I'm legal to do anything in any country.
Basically.
If I'm 10, I can't do anything.
Can't vote, can't drink, can't — Can't.
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uh, buy cigarettes Why would I ever buy cigarettes? [chuckling] Um.
Would you rather: Have the job of your dreams and always be broke, or have a job you despise but loads of wealth? Well, they say if you have a job of your dreams then you never work a day in your life.
Which, that's what YouTube is for me.
YouTube is literally my dream job because I remember being younger, and I always played a lot of video games, and I was like, “Man, it'd be cool if that could be my job!” “If playing video games could be my job.
” And then I was looking into stuff like, if people play test games, or being a game developer I actually wanted to be a game developer for a while.
And then I was like, “No, those are like — that's not playing the game, there's a lot more to it than that” and it's very stressful job.
And then YouTube came about, and I was like, “that's awesome, I get to play games for my job” I get to actually do basically anything I want for my job, I'm my own boss, I work my own hours I work from home.
I get to dick around with a lot of cool technology which I love doing anyway.
And I get to interact with all of you, which is the best part about the whole thing.
That there's always somebody there to talk to all the time, that's awesome, and I love that.
*the person editing the captions blushes* So, but be broke? How do you afford your stuff? Like, how do you afford rent and food and shit? But, I wouldn't want a job I despise.
I wouldn't want a job I des — People choose wealth way too quickly over happiness.
And it's just — it's not good, because wealth only gets you so far.
Sure you can buy things that make you materialistically happy but it doesn't last very long.
You buy the stuff and then you're back to square one and it's like “what if you don't have any friends?” And you're just gonna feel lonely anyway.
Wealth is not gonna get you those things.
Having a job you love just fulfills you more, I think.
Having a job that you do every day that you love doing, just, it satiates your soul, a lot more.
uhm “Would you rather put a toothpick under each toenail *WINCE* and kick a wall” “or be scalped?” Oh — my — gawd! Oooh noo! So being scalped is where they cut your skin off your head and pull it off.
So, just the bare skull is present.
That's what they used to do in wartimes, or — what era was it? I remember watching The Revenant, and that's what they were doing scalping people.
So, it's a very — umm — I think it was in Assassin's Creed 3 as well.
It's a very, like, olden time kind of thing.
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It's very “warrior” kind of thing that you take the scalps of people to show how many you've killed.
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Plus just as trophies.
Or put — *sigh* — a toothpick, ooh god could you imagine the pain.
A toothpick — well, putting them under your fingernails, I feel would be worse than putting them under your toenails I feel like your fingers are more sensitive than your toes.
So — being scalped disfigures you for life.
Coz it's not like your scalp is gonna grow back with all the hair on it.
Umm — might be able to get a transplant, I dunno, but See you never said how hard I kick the wall.
Ha ha ha! Wait — What — ok, I found a way to game the system, I'm gonna pick this one.
YEAAH! Coz I just thought What if you put the toe — the toothpicks under your right toenails but kick the wall with your left foot? *snap* I got ya! Ha haa! I don't wanna be scalped.
[chuckle] “Be unable to experience sadness, or be unable to experience anger?” Ohh, this is a good one! I'm gonna go with anger.
Never be able to experience anger.
Because, people would like to be like “oh, I don't wanna be sad, ever, I just wanna be happy all the time.
” But see, the- the beauty of happy and sadness is that you're allowed to feel sad every now and then.
Like, if somebody dies close to you, you're allowed to feel sad about that.
What if you were never allowed to experience sadness, you were just at the funeral like “Hey guys, huh, who died? Haha!” Like — well I guess you wouldn't be joking all the time, but like, sadness helps you experience the good times as well.
How do you know what's truly good if you never feel what's truly bad? You have to have some of the dark times to be able to experience the light every now and then.
It's like — I remember coming in from just the rain yesterday and it's the same kind of feeling.
Well not really, but when you're outside and you're getting soaked in the rain, and then you come inside and you're all warm and snuggly and ya get to take off your clothes and wrap up in blankets or somethin'.
That's the kind of thing with happy and sadness as well.
That if you are really really sad sometimes an' then, something or someone comes along and makes you incredibly happy Then you really experience that happiness uhm An' I know, there is a big thing to talk about depression and everything that's a way bigger broader topic that's not just straight saddnes but, Anger.
What does anger ever do? Anger is not, it can't be, really be a productive emotion You've all seen INSIDE OUT right? You've seen how happiness and sadness work together? To get to the end that you need BOTH! Anger I feel like is a very destructive thing Like you're playing a video game ya start gettin angry at it what does that do? It makes you pissed off, makes you upset I don't think anger has any sort of productive value at all EVER! Maybe if you get in a fight *chuckle* I don't know “Would rather live in ancient Greece ot live in ancient Egypt?” uuuuuuuuuuuuuhh Greece? Maybe.
Ancient Egypt is pyramid times, ancient Greece.
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Zues and those times.
*small laugh* I mean.
I don't know, I don't know much about either of them.
Greece.
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Actually no they had a very barbaric lifestyle.
Greek gods and all those stories are actually.
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Incredibly barbaric.
(Love that word) I don't know.
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Lets go sacrifice virgins someone said NO! Jesus yeah, They ARE incredibly barbaric what am I talking about?! UUhm But ancient Egypt, just for the location.
I would've picked Greece.
Because ancient Egypt was desert and everything, and I don't like that.
uhha would you rather have grown.
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Not nothing against the people who live in desert areas its just for me personally having lived in Ireland forever Uhm *chuckles* I don't think I could handle goin back to a- goin' to a desert because I'd- I'd just dry up and die.
“Would you rather have grown up without a father or grown up without a mother?” OHGOD OH JESUS the deep questions HOLYMOTHEROFFUCK OHMAN and the sad fact is a lot of you out there who are watching this this is a reality for some of you which I am incredibly sorry for you if thats the way life has been for you because I think everyone deservesto have both their parents in their life whether it be two mothers or two fathers or whatever you deserve to have two loving parents in your life I think.
You deserve to have a billion loving parents in your life.
Uhm because I think just having one loving parent, its very hard on the family its very hard on that one parent its very hard, they have to be good and bad cop all the time havin two parents you can kinda like dish out things and its a lot fairer uhmm you just got a uh, a different upbringing.
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Not to say that any of you who've had one parent growin up are worse off or anything like that.
I just think I dont know the the more I thalk- talk the more I think i'm gonna dig myself into a hole as long as your loved growin up i think thats the only important thing havin having two parents is good and its nice but again if you If you're loved enough then if if you're loved and you're brought up well then I think it doesn't really matter bud.
See this the thing im a lot closer to my mother than I am my father i'm not really super close to either of my parents.
I-I like my family is weird we're not the type of family that are very open about things, we dont talk a lot about things.
We dont share feelings.
I don't think I've ever heard or said, like I dont think I've ever heard my parents say that they love me which, a lot of you out there are gonna be like “OMG” But, for me and my situation it- it wasn't really that bad I mean I grew up nice anyway.
I grew up as a- as a nice person and I'm not a terrible person without love.
But its just like our family weren't the most open to express that kind of love to each other or to express feelings to each other, or to explain our emotions to eachother all that much.
And, I- it- it has its downsides but I mean I turned out okay.
Uhm but I- I- I think i'm a lot closer to my mother than my father.
I couldn't live without either of them, I absolutely love both of them, uhm *sigh* My father was like, he was the one who was working a lot when I was younger, and then he retired when I was younger.
My my father's pretty old.
He he turned eighty last month actually- yeah we're in July now.
He turned eighty last month.
So.
My father's pretty old.
He's older than most people's grandparents actually.
Uhm so *sigh* I don't know.
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This is a tough one.
UUUHH *sigh* NOOO! Whichever one I pick I'm an asshole! I'm just gonna leave it up i'm gonna leave it up to the fates i'm just gonna wiggle my mouse *wiggle wiggle* around and BLAH! What side am I on? Where's my mouse? i'm i'm i'm up top left.
I was up here.
So “grown up without a father” ooooh 73% of people picked it.
“Well I already grew up without a father.
” Thats SAD!! OOHGOD! That was, what a question to end on!! That was a very deep question! That was a very deep provoking question.
There was a lot to think about on that regard.
That made me think a lot about my childhood.
And everything.
OH god *Laughs* But I like that! I like opening up and sharing a bit more with people.
So ya get to see me more as a human.
Cause I feel like if i'm just making jokes all the time or and i'm not digging into these things and not sharing stuff, that you end up seeing me as just an entertainer and i dont want that I actually want people to see me as a a- a full human.
Uh like, a- a dimensional being that I actually have depth to me, that there's more to me than shouting, yelling and swearing all the time.
There's more to me that, you'll actually know more about me not that I delve into anything super deep.
But just SHARING! Is nice every now and then.
You guys are my new extended family.
*laughs* uhm but ANYWAY! Probably gonna leave this episode here, That well, what's the next one? “Would you rather be male, or be female?” I'm not answering that! mwuhahah XD OHGOD! UHM That is a big topic, that will get me in a lot of trouble.
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For, by a lot of people.
Cause their's a lot of um uhh equality problems, in the world today uhm.
Cause you could say being a white male in modern society is far easier than being uh.
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Just any sort of female in society? Which SUCKS and really needs to be fixed.
cause what up with that society?! CHANGE YOUR WAYS!! fuckin god damn it, but also uhm.
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havin to go through, well.
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optional childbirth but uh very uh unoptional periods.
It kinda sucks, I feel for you girls.
*chuckle* I feel for you out there have to go any any of you out there any person out there who has to go through periods in their life.
That that's that's tough goin'.
Because your body tries to destroy you, every month (oh god) so I feel for you i'm sorry.
*laughs* Anyway i'm not picking neither of them GOD uhm.
BUT ANYWAY!! THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE!! AND IF YOU LIKED IT, PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE! ^LIKE A BOSS!!^ AND high fives all around *HIGH FIVE* *HIGH FIVE* THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES *CRAZY NOTE* IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!.
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